An Interview with my Brother, Ethan!

Today I'm going to interview my brother, Ethan! Does he believe? OR NOT?! Let's find out! Say hi, Ethan!

ETHAN: Hi.

ME: Do you believe in Bigfoot, yes or no?

ETHAN: Yes.

ME: Why?

ETHAN: Because I do.

ME: Did you ever expect your sister to become interested in Bigfoot?

ETHAN: No.

ME: Anything you would like to say to our readers?

ETHAN: I think my sister is a Bigfoot. She's big, she's hairy, and she eats a lot!

ME: Ha, ha, Ethan! You know that's not true!

ETHAN: I am awesome.

ME: We know, Ethan. Now, let's give a round of clapping to my awesome brother, Ethan! Thanks for coming out, Ethan! So, we can conclude that my brother DOES believe in Bigfoot! Good for you, Ethan!