A Bigfooty Holiday- What to Do!
Bigfooters might come solo in families, friends, even clubs! Either way, you should try to celebrate holidays: Bigfoot style! Here are some holidays you can follow:
Christmas- Get a Bigfoot stocking and hang it on the fireplace. Decorate the tree with Bigfoot ornaments! Recieve very squatchy gifts. Either way, have a Merry Squatchmas!
Valentine's Day- Today is the day of love to give to your Sasquatch sweetheart! Make a bigfooty valentine, or just tell someone you love them with all of your big(foot) heart!
St. Patrick's Day- Today you can celebrate the Green Man, for his green color. After all, green is the color of St. Patrick's Day! Or, you could go searching for another creature that may or may not exist. Namely, lepercauns!
Birthdays!- Happy Birthday to you, you're a Squatch in a zoo! If you're a Bigfoot crazed fan, make a Bigfoot themed party! Hogs in a blanket, twigs (pretzel sticks), or apples for food! Recieve Bigfoot gifts, have Bigfoot invatations: The list goes on and on! Use your creative Bigfoot skills to the test!
Halloween- Spooky fun for everyone on Halloween! Dress up as the legendary Bigfoot, and eat one of his favorite foods: Chocolate bars! Or, what about if you whoop at the moon while trick or treating? Trick your friends: Eat their treats!
Mother's Day- Mothers! They are the bottom of the pyramid that holds us up in the Building Blocks of Life. Mothers are the only people (or animals) who have the power to create a population, or a species, for that matter! Without them, there is no us. Or Bigfoots! So, take this day to celebrate Moms. Pick your mother wild flowers from the woods, or give her something to satitsfy her sweetooth! Show her how much you love her.
Father's Day- Go Dad! For this holiday, do special things with your old man. Play some squatchy sports like hide and go seek, or maybe go snack on some pig. Sausage, anyone? Or, maybe your dad enjoys fishing! Just don't forget to tell your dad how much you love him.
Native Americans' Day- Native Americans have studied Sasquatch since the beginning of time... So on this day, let's study them! Learn more about their culture. Learn about the nature spirits they worship, or maybe you can look at their cave paintings that have Bigfoots in them! Interesting! Or, why don't we just enjoy some berries or corn on the cob? Happy Native Americans' Day!
Happy Holidays of all kinds, bigfooters!