Bigfoot Funny!

Hello, bigfooters! Today I'm going to tell you some very bigfooty jokes that will knock your socks off! If you wear socks, that is. Well, whatever is on your feet, it is sure to get knocked off by these very funny Bigfoot jokes!

1. What's tall, hairy, lives in the Himalayas and does 500 sit-ups a day?

The abdominal snowman!

2. What happened when the abominable snowman ate a curry?

He melted.

3. What do you call a ten foot tall monster?

Shorty!

4. What is big, hairy, and bounces up and down?

A monster on a pogo stick!

Hope you enjoyed these funny Big Foot jokes I got from my joke book!