Real Hoax or Real Hairy Man?
Back to investigating "The $1,000,000 Bigfoot Hoax"!
Says Morris: "Roger Patterson who created the hoax in 1967 passed away in 1972, and it's time the hoax became public knowledge. (Yeah, public knowledge that it's a fake!) What has amazed me are the numerous professors and zoologists over the years who were convinced that it was not a guy in a suit, but a genuine Bigfoot. One professor said, 'Look how it walks. It does not roll on the balls of its feet! Humans don't walk like that, it must be an animal!' Well, the reason he's walking like that is because he's wearing the rubber feet that I made for the gorilla suit. They're long, one size fits all, and it's like wearing clown shoes. You must raise your feet very high and bring them down flat in order to walk. Another expert said that if it was a gorilla or monkey suit, it had to be something that was made in a highly professional props studio in Hollywood..." (Yeah! That costume isn't Hollywood made! And yet Morris says that it looks like a Hollywood gorilla! So, if Morris' costumes are so realistic, why doesn't he go work for the costume designers at Hollywood, and show them how to make gorilla get ups? He could make KA-CHING! faster, and his product will be sold to A LOT more customers.)
"The funny thing is- I made the thing in the basement of my house! Today, we offer 30 different types of gorilla suits, ranging from our most expensive model for around $5000 down to a few hundred dollars. My clients- magicians and illusionists measure the success of their magic by how well the audience is fooled. Well, it all happenend over 35 years ago, and millions worldwide continue to believe they've seen the real Bigfoot!" (Because they have, you ______ _____ ______! Oh, and ____, too!)
Alright, you got your blog's worth! If you'll excuse me, I have a paper to write. As they say similarly in the original Batman series starring Adam West as Batman and Burt Ward as Robin:
IS THE PATTERSON GIMLIN FILM REALLY A HOAX? IF SO, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO KAYLEIGH THE KOOKY BIGFOOT GODDESS AND HER INFORMATIONAL WEBSITE? WILL SHE HAVE TO ANNOUNCE TO THE BIGFOOT WORLD THAT THE PATTERSON FILM IS INDEED FAKE?
FIND OUT TOMMOROW!
SAME BIGFOOT-BLOG, SAME BIGFOOT-WEBSITE!
(Sorry, I'm crazy about the orig. Batman series starring Adam West and Burt Ward. Oh, and FYI, he was the Caped Crusader before he was the Dark Knight!)
This is a picture of Roger Patterson with a Bigfoot cast he found. (ABOVE) That is not a liar!
