Time for Sasquatch Shopping!
Everybody loves shopping, it's a common fact. Rachel likes clothes shopping, Ethan likes soccer balls. And, us bigfooters enjoy- what else?- Bigfoot merchandise! Here's how you can change your house from normal to nerd (Bigfoot nerd, of course!), in 6 easy steps!
Step 1: Do a lot of chores around your home.
Step 2: Count your money, dollars and cents.
Step 3: Go on Amazon.com and search up "Bigfoot."
Step 4: Ask your parents to purchase your Bigfoot items.
Step 5: Make sure to pay your parents the money you spent. At my house, the parents pay for what you buy with their own money. Then you pay them what the price was!
Step 6: The merchandise will arrive in a few days time, except for when delays happen. Once you recieve your mercindise, be creative and assemble the stuff into your humble home.
And there you have it! A beautiful, bigfooty home of your own! Until next time bigfooters... Keep living the life! The bigfooty life, that is.....